A – Age: 43 (for another 2 weeks)
B – Bed size: queen (surprised?)
C – Chore you hate: cleaning kitty box, ironing, loading dishwasher. Being a domestic god is overrated.
D – Dog’s name: Midas and Annie.
E – Essential start your day item: a morning without an erection is like a day without light.
F - Favorite color(s): the non-poetically named base colors of red, blue and green. When I see pretentious names like “viridian” and “chartreuse” I want to scream (in a purely masculine kind of way).
G – Gold or Silver: platinum.
H – Height: 5’7.5″ (every half inch counts)
I – Instruments you play: piano (sorta kinda) and… never mind.
J – Job title: IT Director, Payroll Director, Senior Consultant.
K – Kid(s): No(s).
L – Living arrangement: happily partnered in the East Bay suburbs in a ranch-style house with solar, pool, and more alcohol than most small-town bars.
M – Mom’s name: Mom = Betty. Birth mother's name = Claudia.
N – Nicknames: Gidon, Quijote, Delta, Soy-Boy, and the rest are on the rude side.
O – Overnight hospital stay other than birth: tonsils, 6, and knees/traction for a week at 10. Luckily, the rest of my growing up was hospital-free.
P – Pet Peeve: Stupidity. Serial killers. Politicians. Same difference.
Q – Quote from a film: “I gotta go, we’ve got cows!” – Twister, and "No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!” – Monty Python’s Holy Grail, and "It's only forever. Not long at all." - Labyrinth
R – Right or left handed: right, mainly, but ambidextrous with the mouse.
S – Siblings: Terri (7 years older), Tracy (2 years younger), Kyle (2 years younger), Travis (4 years younger)
T – Time you wake up: between 6:05 and 6:20a.m.
U- Underwear: Usually.
V – Vegetable you dislike: tomatoes, which, uncooked, are of the Devil.
W – Workout style: my general non-hotness testifies to my lack of a workout style. When I do work out, I go for rolling, stretching, free weights, core exercises, pull ups, push ups, cardio, and sometimes swimming.
X – X-rays you’ve had: head, back, knee, pelvis, foot - if I remember correctly. A testicular sonogram, on the other hand, is unforgettable.
Y – Yesterday’s best moment: a nap after work and chillaxin' at home.
Z – Zoo favorite: zoos creep me out. I don’t like animals in captivity.